WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION
Small bag. Big burn. Questionable life choices.
 
Honestly, we’re not even sure why we’re selling this. But you keep asking for hotter… so here we fuc*ing are. 🔥
 
Don’t let the 0.50 oz bag fool you. This beef jerky packs a ridiculous amount of heat into a very small package. If a little extra black pepper makes you sweat, please keep scrolling.
 
This jerky is ONLY for those looking for something VERY FUC*ING HOT. The name isn’t subtle, and neither is the warning.
 
HANDLE WITH CARE—SERIOUSLY.

After handling, avoid touching your eyes, face, private areas, or any other sensitive spots. Wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water. Your future self—and anything you might touch—will appreciate it.
 
Half an ounce. A whole lot of “what the hell was I thinking?”
Net weight: 0.50 oz (½ ounce).
 
Legal disclaimer: we can't be held liable for any adverse health risks.